Saturday, August 21, 2010

The Social Network.. :-@

Hello frnds, my this post is dedicated to our second life "Social Networking". We have given it our all without thinking what circumstances and mental state will we be dragged into on excess.

(**NOTE:: i will use #SN# in place of Social Networking)

Well, the basic idea of SN is to share, communicate what is going around in our lives and surrounding on the web. We talk to friends, go to college and have fun and play gags and what not? all that stuff we share on the WWW to multiply the fun by sharing with those whom we can't meet daily.
But today we have become so much obsessed with SN that our SN profile is not just a profile to us! Its more more far more than that. It's our life, our EGO! Today time has come such that we when in grops at college or any place talk of what's going on SN sites, our profiles, who commented what and on who's wall. While earlier it was that we used to talk of what's going on in live on SN! The idea of SN is public collaboration which has now become personal affairs on fire!

Not just the way of communication but also representation of one's personality has become dependent on SN sites. A person is not what he says or behaves, but instead his personality is now calculated from his posts, comments and pics and with whom is he "friends-with" and what not from his SN profile. It has reached an extent that even companies recruit people seeing at least once on his SN profile!! This is holy shit! how the hell can yo decide how a person is from his SN profile??? You are universal jerks!

Even, relationships have been overridden by SN sites. Need a demo.. here are two.

*1* Suppose you need/want to break up from a relationship, here you go! Go to your profile and change your relationship status. It is understood that you are no longer interested.

*2* To humiliate your ex, all you need to do is click a awesome pic with a stud or a hottie and upload it to your profile and make it your profile pic. You are done congratulations! you just jealous-i-fied, teased, murdered your ex! :)

All in all i want to say is we must stop now. It's high time, that we stop taking a SN profile as our own real life and our own purchased shit peace of land on the WWW moon.! pls stop for God sake, if not then at-least for the sake of mental peace.

Even neighbors and mom/dad.grandpa/grandma want to be frnds on SN! As if we never met. We see them everyday, stay with them eat wit them sleep with them ( dun take it the other way or i'll drown you in hot coffee :P). So this is how life has changed by SN sites!
We must understand that the SN sites and real life is different. At no cost or at no means these both should intersect to destroy our peace and relations.

That's all for ths day will write soon on another topic keep visiting my blog and yeah dont forget to feed my fishes! click anywhere on dat area and feed them :) Also a movie is coming soon called Social Network hereis a promo do watch it::- "The Social Network"

And yes.. pps leave your comments without fail :)
Thank you,

Friday, August 20, 2010

Well, i was going through a frnd's frnds profile and this is what i found out :D..
Its really hilarious, thought i must put this on my blog. Have the taste of Un-Motivational Posters of the Century.. :)

Nice stuff man!

Credits: Ajay Menon, Pictures at: Picasa

A sample from the

Coursey :: The Oatmeal.. :)

Humor Heaven on Web.. The Oatmeal..

Yes, you heard it right.. :) Its The Oatmeal!!.. Well past last many months, i have searched the web in all ways i could and as you know i am going-to-be a computer engg. next yr june, so when i say i "searched" it would so mean that i did.. And i came up with this sie called The Oatmeal.

It's just so awesome stuff, that u just cant believe it. Such original content, hilarious comic, and a brand new awesome idea of putting it online is just unmatchable guys!!

Lets talk abou the creator, the God of Matthew Inman He is a 27 year old web designer, web developer, and online marketer from Seattle, Washington. Samples of his work are published on his own site, anyone of you can checkit out and be at peace at once! He has also built a networking websitein 2007, by enormous effort of 66.5 hrs.. Wellthats what i can nice..!!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

The Legend-ary poem...

Hey geeks, when ever i read this poem an electrifying feeling i get. Sparks of patriotism ignite my mind.. :)
The lyrics are just awesome! have a look..

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazu-e-qaatil mein hai

Aye watan, Karta nahin kyun doosree kuch baat-cheet
Dekhta hun main jise woh chup teri mehfil mein hai
Aye shaheed-e-mulk-o-millat main tere oopar nisaar
Ab teri himmat ka charcha gair ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Waqt aanay dey bata denge tujhe aye aasman
Hum abhi se kya batayen kya hamare dil mein hai
Kheench kar layee hai sab ko qatl hone ki ummeed
Aashiqon ka aaj jumghat koocha-e-qaatil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Hai liye hathiyaar dushman taak mein baitha udhar
Aur hum taiyyaar hain seena liye apna idhar
Khoon se khelenge holi gar vatan muskhil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Haath jin mein ho junoon katt te nahi talvaar se
Sar jo uth jaate hain voh jhukte nahi lalkaar se
Aur bhadkega jo shola-sa humaare dil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Hum to ghar se nikle hi the baandhkar sar pe kafan
Jaan hatheli par liye lo barh chale hain ye qadam
Zindagi to apni mehmaan maut ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Yuun khadaa maqtal mein qaatil kah rahaa hai baar baar'
Kya tamannaa-e-shahaadat bhi kisee ke dil mein hai
Dil mein tuufaanon ki toli aur nason mein inqilaab
Hosh dushman ke udaa denge humein roko na aaj
Duur reh paaye jo humse dam kahaan manzil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Wo jism bhi kya jism hai jismein na ho khoon-e-junoon
Toofaanon se kya lade jo kashti-e-saahil mein hai

Chup khade hain aaj saare bhai mere khaamosh hain
Na karo to kuch kaho mazhab mera mushkil mein hai

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazuay qaatil mein hai.

This can also be viewed at here.. Video- Here.


Yes... all of the students on this earth may or may not be of the same views but every student on the earth will agree with me on this topic.. Lolz... that is exam time.. he he... every student hates the exam time... its like you are in debt of crores (Millions) of rupees!! No body understands what the hell the did wrong for which they are been pissed of like this..
I recently modified a dialogue from the film KAMINEY..and now it is truly said that..
"Ye exam badi Kutti cheej hey..,
WaAt issne nai lagti ki tum kitna syllabus padhte ho!,
WaAt isse lagti hey ki tum kitna syllabus chodte ho!!"

Lolz have to go back to study.. but will write again soon..
Tk Cr readers...... :)

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

GATE 2010 explained..

Hello geeks,
I am sharing this link of GATE 2010 paper and with is key+solution... All those of you who are willing for gate next yr.. will find it handy to work with.. in case u need more stuff u can write to me.. Have a gr8 time folks...



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