Funny Tag Lines

Here are some slogans of companies that they used as their tag lines.. have a look so funny :D

"They're grrrreat" - Frosties

"I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops" - Coco Pops

"Go to school on an egg" - Eggs

"A mars a day helps you work rest and play" - Mars

"No nonsense" - John Smiths

"The future's bright the future's orange" - Orange

"Don't live a little, live a lotto" - Lotto

"Maybe she's born with it? maybe its mabelline"- Mabelline

"It's fun to play together" - xbox live

"Fun anyone?" - Playstation 2

"Live in your world. Play in ours" - Playstation 2.

"I'M LOVIN' IT!" - McDonalds

"Because mums are heroes" - Iceland

"Live to loaf" - Strongbow

"True." - Budweiser

"Probably the best lager in the world" - Carlsberg

"Keep hunger locked up til lunch" - Shreddies

"The joy of Pepsi" - Pepsi Cola

"Du pain, du vin, du boursoin" - Boursoin cheese

"Thank Crunchie it's Friday" - Crunchie

"Intel inside" - Intel

"The world's local bank" - HSBC

"Fluent in finance" - Barclays

"How are you"? - Vodafone

"Just do it" - Nike

"Perfect to you" - Wella

"Keep Walking" - Johnnie Walker

"Washing machines live longer with Calgon" - Calgon

"Have a break have a kitkat" - Kitkat

"Twix its all in the mix" - Twix

"the beer of the Caribbean" Banks beer

"Because I'm worth it" - L'Oreal

"Can you hear me now?? Good!!" - Verison Wireless

"You can't resist the twist!" - Twister

"I'd rather die of thirst than drink from the cup of mediocrity" - Stella Artois

"More reasons to shop at Morrisons" - Morrisons

"'Ch, Ch, Ch, Ch, Charming" - Charming toilet roll

"Clover, loved all over" - Clover butter

"Ah, Bisto!" - Bisto

"Are you a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut case?" - Cadbury's Fruit and Nut

"And all because the lady loves Milk Tray." - Cadbury's Milk Tray

"Snap! Crackle! Pop!" - Kellogg's Rice Krispies

Well, i was going through a frnd's frnds profile and this is what i found out :D..

Its really hilarious, thought i must put this on my blog. Have the taste of Un-Motivational Posters of the Century.. :)

Nice stuff man!

Credits: Ajay Menon, Pictures at: Picasa

A sample from the oatmeal.com

For more checkout the site http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences

Coursey :: The Oatmeal.. :)

Humor Heaven on Web.. The Oatmeal..

Yes, you heard it right.. :) Its The Oatmeal!!.. Well past last many months, i have searched the web in all ways i could and as you know i am going-to-be a computer engg. next yr june, so when i say i "searched" it would so mean that i did.. And i came up with this sie called The Oatmeal.

It's just so awesome stuff, that u just cant believe it. Such original content, hilarious comic, and a brand new awesome idea of putting it online is just unmatchable guys!!

Lets talk abou the creator, the God of oatmeal.com.. Matthew Inman He is a 27 year old web designer, web developer, and online marketer from Seattle, Washington. Samples of his work are published on his own site oat.org, anyone of you can checkit out and be at peace at once! He has also built a networking websitein 2007, by enormous effort of 66.5 hrs.. Wellthats what i can nice..!!

http://theoatmeal.com/

Exams..!!

Yes... all of the students on this earth may or may not be of the same views but every student on the earth will agree with me on this topic.. Lolz... that is exam time.. he he... every student hates the exam time... its like you are in debt of crores (Millions) of rupees!! No body understands what the hell the did wrong for which they are been pissed of like this..

I recently modified a dialogue from the film KAMINEY..and now it is truly said that..

"Ye exam badi Kutti cheej hey..,

WaAt issne nai lagti ki tum kitna syllabus padhte ho!,

WaAt isse lagti hey ki tum kitna syllabus chodte ho!!"

Lolz have to go back to study.. but will write again soon..

Tk Cr readers...... :)

Umbalo-Gong

Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa takes a boat over to the other island to see how Banta is doing. When he gets there, he finds Banta standing among a group of natives.
"Greetings! How is it going?" says Santa.
"Wonderful!" says Banta, "I have discovered an important fact about the local language! Watch!"
He points at a palm tree and says, "What is that?"
The natives, in unison, say, "Umbalo-gong!"
He then points at a rock and says, "And that?"
The natives again intone, "Umbalo-gong!"
"You see!", says the beaming Banta, "They use the SAME word for 'rock' and for 'palm tree'!"
"That is truly amazing!" says the astonished Santa, "On the other island, the same word means 'index finger'!"

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam.”Professor, “Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?”Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed.Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.He immediately answers, “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”

Wife's Lover

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam.”Professor, “Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?”Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed.Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.He immediately answers, “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”