Friday, August 20, 2010

A sample from the oatmeal.com









Coursey :: The Oatmeal.. :)

Humor Heaven on Web.. The Oatmeal..

Yes, you heard it right.. :) Its The Oatmeal!!.. Well past last many months, i have searched the web in all ways i could and as you know i am going-to-be a computer engg. next yr june, so when i say i "searched" it would so mean that i did.. And i came up with this sie called The Oatmeal.

It's just so awesome stuff, that u just cant believe it. Such original content, hilarious comic, and a brand new awesome idea of putting it online is just unmatchable guys!!

Lets talk abou the creator, the God of oatmeal.com.. Matthew Inman He is a 27 year old web designer, web developer, and online marketer from Seattle, Washington. Samples of his work are published on his own site oat.org, anyone of you can checkit out and be at peace at once! He has also built a networking websitein 2007, by enormous effort of 66.5 hrs.. Wellthats what i can nice..!!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

The Legend-ary poem...

Hey geeks, when ever i read this poem an electrifying feeling i get. Sparks of patriotism ignite my mind.. :)
The lyrics are just awesome! have a look..


Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazu-e-qaatil mein hai

Aye watan, Karta nahin kyun doosree kuch baat-cheet
Dekhta hun main jise woh chup teri mehfil mein hai
Aye shaheed-e-mulk-o-millat main tere oopar nisaar
Ab teri himmat ka charcha gair ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Waqt aanay dey bata denge tujhe aye aasman
Hum abhi se kya batayen kya hamare dil mein hai
Kheench kar layee hai sab ko qatl hone ki ummeed
Aashiqon ka aaj jumghat koocha-e-qaatil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Hai liye hathiyaar dushman taak mein baitha udhar
Aur hum taiyyaar hain seena liye apna idhar
Khoon se khelenge holi gar vatan muskhil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Haath jin mein ho junoon katt te nahi talvaar se
Sar jo uth jaate hain voh jhukte nahi lalkaar se
Aur bhadkega jo shola-sa humaare dil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Hum to ghar se nikle hi the baandhkar sar pe kafan
Jaan hatheli par liye lo barh chale hain ye qadam
Zindagi to apni mehmaan maut ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Yuun khadaa maqtal mein qaatil kah rahaa hai baar baar'
Kya tamannaa-e-shahaadat bhi kisee ke dil mein hai
Dil mein tuufaanon ki toli aur nason mein inqilaab
Hosh dushman ke udaa denge humein roko na aaj
Duur reh paaye jo humse dam kahaan manzil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Wo jism bhi kya jism hai jismein na ho khoon-e-junoon
Toofaanon se kya lade jo kashti-e-saahil mein hai

Chup khade hain aaj saare bhai mere khaamosh hain
Na karo to kuch kaho mazhab mera mushkil mein hai

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazuay qaatil mein hai.



This can also be viewed at here.. Video- Here.

Exams..!!


Yes... all of the students on this earth may or may not be of the same views but every student on the earth will agree with me on this topic.. Lolz... that is exam time.. he he... every student hates the exam time... its like you are in debt of crores (Millions) of rupees!! No body understands what the hell the did wrong for which they are been pissed of like this..
I recently modified a dialogue from the film KAMINEY..and now it is truly said that..
"Ye exam badi Kutti cheej hey..,
WaAt issne nai lagti ki tum kitna syllabus padhte ho!,
WaAt isse lagti hey ki tum kitna syllabus chodte ho!!"

Lolz have to go back to study.. but will write again soon..
Tk Cr readers...... :)

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

GATE 2010 explained..



Hello geeks,
I am sharing this link of GATE 2010 paper and with is key+solution... All those of you who are willing for gate next yr.. will find it handy to work with.. in case u need more stuff u can write to me.. Have a gr8 time folks...

Regards,

Download::--

Click here


Monday, August 9, 2010

Ambitions and much more...


Well, as usual my this post also has nothing drastic to do with. Now after getting through 6 semesters of college i ( actually which student doesn't?) feel a little sad, the pace at which time flies-by is in itself a thing to notice. May be its coz we never look at it when we are busy, and out of a sudden can't stop looking at the clock when in no-work-state! Well i have'nt written this for praising qualities of time.

It's late monsoon and also the time for placements for the students in 7th sem (4th yr) of their courses. Every one pf us came stepped-in the untrodden ways of the college life with lush green hearts filled with joy, excitement, and a world to conquer! And especially when time comes to the thing of #Placements the all of a sudden the flashback comes in to the mind of what ambitions we came to the new world. With the first announcement of the companies coming runs an unmatched wave of thrill and also brings a feeling of insecureness.

Everyone from nerds with zombie-fying aggregates, average students with there mark-sheets resembling #ekta kapoo's daily soaps, and the underprivileged bunch of sheep start all of a sudden activity. Of then begins the bloody battle of getting selected for the dream job that they want. but problems aren't just restricted to it. The problems are even worse! yeah worse than a nightmare!!

Its written in devnagri script which is also the base of our national emblem "Satyam-eva jayte", but when it comes to reaching goals and fulfilling the ambitions, its okay to not override it, but just put it on side. One goes praising all things that the person wuold never have said if that wasn't going to help him getting into the dream job. But its well also.. to do so. who cares.. agar ese hi job miljatee to ye sab kyu karte.. ??

"sam dam dand bhed" rule just gets a broader meaning during these days.. During this season some abitions are fulfilled and some go in vain. Life shoes it all colors! just like a peacock dancing in rains.. Its beautiful observe things. But when it extends from being an observer to a action-maker.. it really horrifies.. Some ambitions are broken by their own mistakes (( i.e. by the students) sme silly mistakes and you are done! Its not that all the deserving candidates get selected.

The one who shows extraordinary communications skills makes the way through in. So all those who are like me, who are not good in communication (oral) gear up buddies "coz u gonna get though competition".

Well, this is what for the moment! a random post as i was just randomly free at a season of random rains in late-monsoon! Just as God flooded our streets with rains.. so he mite also flood your lives with all colors, happiness and a meaningful life.. take care.. will write soon.. :)

Till then astalavista..

Sunday, July 25, 2010

MY RESUME


Hello,
My Resume can be downloaded from the link given below. Regards.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Apple's Snow leopard wiping out user account data

These are bad times for data it seems, with the failure of the Microsoft/Danger servers leading to a loss of data for T-Mobile SideKick customers, and a new Apple bug which causes data loss.

This Mac OSX Snow Leopard bug seems to be rather deadly as it leads to a loss of all user account data. Apple's support forums describe the problem as occurring if a user logs into a Guest account on their Snow Leopard computer, and then logs back into your regular account.

The solutions are few, but the good news is that
Apple has declared that they are indeed aware of this issue and are working on fixing it. They also state that the bug is extremely rare, although the severity should count towards the quick release of a fix.

Currently if you have a Snow Leopard computer, it seems it is best to disable your guest account, or atleast disable and reenable it if you need to actually use it. For those with backups on their Apple Time Capsules,
CNet has a way to recover your account.

If you thought that would be a good reason to be an Apple Time Capsule,
think again. This touted backup device seems to have random failures where the devices just dies after over a year of operation, something which is quite obviously undesirable in a backup device.

Our condolences to those SideKick customers with Snow Leopard backed up on a Time Capsule. The universe has just sent you a message, switch to a notebook, pen and carbon-paper.

Credits :- Kshitij Sobti

Reliance brings first Windows Mobile 6.5-ready phone to India, the HTC Touch 2


HTC and Reliance Communications today launched the new HTC Touch2, the company’s and India’s first touch phone embedded with Microsoft's newly released Windows Mobile 6.5 operating system.
“The HTC Touch2 is a compact Windows Mobile device which delivers a familiar touch experience that our consumers relate to, have experienced in the past, and expect in the future from the house of HTC,” said Mr Ajay Sharma, Country Head, HTC India. “The Touch2 expands HTC’s portfolio of touch-based phones and will deliver an advanced touch experience to a broader group of people whether it’s making a call, chatting with friends on Facebook or simply responding to an important email, the HTC Touch2 gives you an immense sense of control.”
Touch and Navigate Better
The HTC Touch2 ensures that everything is at your fingertips in an attractive design that fits comfortably in your hand. HTC Touch2 comes equipped with the upgraded TouchFlo user interface that presents another enjoyable experience including 11 color icons and the weather clock on the home screen for you to intuitively get the local time and weather. The Touch2 is also equipped with an internal GPS antenna that can support satellite navigation solutions including Google Maps.
Superior mobile internet experience
HTC Touch2 Opera Mobile and IE Mobile provide you an accurate display of desktop style Web pages, allowing you to view pages conveniently. The Zoom Bar (see image gallery) allows you to easily swipe your finger on your browser page or photo to view contents in an optimum size.
Life made easy with latest Windows Mobile goodies
Powered by the new Windows Mobile 6.5, the HTC Touch2 is enhanced with a wide variety of applications that enables powerful messaging, browsing and productivity capabilities. With efficient synchronization of Outlook, Calendar, Contact and Work into the Touch2, you will have the ability to manage both work and play with ease. You can also download innovative games and practical applications all from the Windows Marketplace. In addition Microsoft’s new My Phone service enables you to automatically back up and synch photos, music, contacts and text messages for free from the Touch2 to the web.
Pricing & Availability
The HTC Touch2 (detailed specifications here) will be available at a market price of Rs. 24,490 in Maharashtra and Madhya Pradesh and Rs. 22,490 for the Rest of India at all leading authorized HTC resellers across the country.
Special offer from Reliance
The HTC Touch2 comes with a special and exclusive offer for Reliance Mobile customers. “As part of our value proposition, we are bundling six months Free Data Usage of 200MB per month. This bundled offer can be availed by the users of HTC Touch2 smartphone on Reliance Mobile network. Through this cutting-edge device, our customers will be able to enjoy a host of Windows Mobile Applications on our 3G ready network,” said Mr Vrajesh Shelat, Head - Wireless Data Business, Reliance Communications.