Tuesday, January 4, 2011
30 second speech by Former CEO of Coca Cola, Bryan Dyson
Monday, September 6, 2010
Funny Tag Lines
"I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops" - Coco Pops
"Go to school on an egg" - Eggs
"A mars a day helps you work rest and play" - Mars
"No nonsense" - John Smiths
"The future's bright the future's orange" - Orange
"Don't live a little, live a lotto" - Lotto
"Maybe she's born with it? maybe its mabelline"- Mabelline
"It's fun to play together" - xbox live
"Fun anyone?" - Playstation 2
"Live in your world. Play in ours" - Playstation 2.
"I'M LOVIN' IT!" - McDonalds
"Because mums are heroes" - Iceland
"Live to loaf" - Strongbow
"True." - Budweiser
"Probably the best lager in the world" - Carlsberg
"Keep hunger locked up til lunch" - Shreddies
"The joy of Pepsi" - Pepsi Cola
"Du pain, du vin, du boursoin" - Boursoin cheese
"Thank Crunchie it's Friday" - Crunchie
"Intel inside" - Intel
"The world's local bank" - HSBC
"Fluent in finance" - Barclays
"How are you"? - Vodafone
"Just do it" - Nike
"Perfect to you" - Wella
"Keep Walking" - Johnnie Walker
"Washing machines live longer with Calgon" - Calgon
"Have a break have a kitkat" - Kitkat
"Twix its all in the mix" - Twix
"the beer of the Caribbean" Banks beer
"Because I'm worth it" - L'Oreal
"Can you hear me now?? Good!!" - Verison Wireless
"You can't resist the twist!" - Twister
"I'd rather die of thirst than drink from the cup of mediocrity" - Stella Artois
"More reasons to shop at Morrisons" - Morrisons
"'Ch, Ch, Ch, Ch, Charming" - Charming toilet roll
"Clover, loved all over" - Clover butter
"Ah, Bisto!" - Bisto
"Are you a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut case?" - Cadbury's Fruit and Nut
"And all because the lady loves Milk Tray." - Cadbury's Milk Tray
"Snap! Crackle! Pop!" - Kellogg's Rice Krispies
Friday, September 3, 2010
Gate 2011 update...
Hi,
GATE 2011 notification is out. Sale of Application forms will commence 21st September.
The pattern of questions remains the same, as well as the marks. We have 65 Questions, 100 marks,
Two more papers have moved online this time, so we have MN, TF, AE and GG online.
One more change -In GATE 2011, the OFFLINE examination will be conducted in two sessions on Sunday, February 13, 2011. The OFFLINE examination in AR, BT, CE, CH, CS, ME, PH and PI papers will be held in the forenoon session from 09.00 hrs to 12.00 hrs. The OFFLINE examination in AG, CY, EC, EE, IN, MA, MT, XE and XL will be held in the afternoon session from 14.00 hrs to 17.00 hrs.
The syllabus of the papers can be found at http://gate.iitm.ac.in/gate2011/structure.php#papers
Pattern :There will be a total of 65 questions carrying 100 marks.
Q.1 to Q.25 (25 questions) carry one mark each (sub-total 25 marks). Q.26 to Q.55 (30 questions) carry two marks each (sub-total 60 marks). Questions Q.56 - Q.65 belong to General Aptitude (GA). Questions Q.56 - Q.60 (5 questions) carry 1 mark each (sub-total 5 marks) and questions Q.61 - Q.65 (5 questions) carry 2-marks each (sub-total 10 marks).
Questions Q.48 - Q.51 (2 pairs) are common data questions. and Qquestion pairs (Q.52, Q.53) and (Q.54, Q.55) are linked answer questions. The answer to the second question of the linked answer questions depends on the answer to the first question of the pair. If the first question in the linked pair is wrongly answered or is unattempted, then the answer to the second question in the pair will not be evaluated.
For details on where you can buy the forms, visit http://gate.iitm.ac.in/gate2011/forms.phpYou are advised to go early, to avoid probable issues such as shortage of forms etc.
We wish you the best for the GATE exam preparation!
Saturday, August 21, 2010
The Social Network.. :-@
Hello frnds, my this post is dedicated to our second life "Social Networking". We have given it our all without thinking what circumstances and mental state will we be dragged into on excess.


Friday, August 20, 2010








A sample from the oatmeal.com





Humor Heaven on Web.. The Oatmeal..
Thursday, August 19, 2010
The Legend-ary poem...
Hey geeks, when ever i read this poem an electrifying feeling i get. Sparks of patriotism ignite my mind.. :) Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazu-e-qaatil mein hai
Aye watan, Karta nahin kyun doosree kuch baat-cheet
Dekhta hun main jise woh chup teri mehfil mein hai
Aye shaheed-e-mulk-o-millat main tere oopar nisaar
Ab teri himmat ka charcha gair ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Waqt aanay dey bata denge tujhe aye aasman
Hum abhi se kya batayen kya hamare dil mein hai
Kheench kar layee hai sab ko qatl hone ki ummeed
Aashiqon ka aaj jumghat koocha-e-qaatil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Hai liye hathiyaar dushman taak mein baitha udhar
Aur hum taiyyaar hain seena liye apna idhar
Khoon se khelenge holi gar vatan muskhil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Haath jin mein ho junoon katt te nahi talvaar se
Sar jo uth jaate hain voh jhukte nahi lalkaar se
Aur bhadkega jo shola-sa humaare dil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Hum to ghar se nikle hi the baandhkar sar pe kafan
Jaan hatheli par liye lo barh chale hain ye qadam
Zindagi to apni mehmaan maut ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Yuun khadaa maqtal mein qaatil kah rahaa hai baar baar'
Kya tamannaa-e-shahaadat bhi kisee ke dil mein hai
Dil mein tuufaanon ki toli aur nason mein inqilaab
Hosh dushman ke udaa denge humein roko na aaj
Duur reh paaye jo humse dam kahaan manzil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Wo jism bhi kya jism hai jismein na ho khoon-e-junoon
Toofaanon se kya lade jo kashti-e-saahil mein hai
Chup khade hain aaj saare bhai mere khaamosh hain
Na karo to kuch kaho mazhab mera mushkil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazuay qaatil mein hai.
Exams..!!

Yes... all of the students on this earth may or may not be of the same views but every student on the earth will agree with me on this topic.. Lolz... that is exam time.. he he... every student hates the exam time... its like you are in debt of crores (Millions) of rupees!! No body understands what the hell the did wrong for which they are been pissed of like this..
