A-Blockade

Suddenly in life you find yourself in a blackhole. Nothing beyond it is visible, may be its because God is yet scripting your story, and he wishes you don't have a look at it, till he finishes to pen it :)

Maybe that is why we have dark clouds in monsoon and then receive a beautiful rainfall. Yes because dark is beautiful if you can see it that way. Else its just a blackhole.

NOthing much to say as of for now, till write soon.. :) take care.. stay healthy, stay fit..

Aawara..

A poem that randomly burst out of my heart today. I didn't want to miss the opportunity to pen it, so that i shall cherish it the rest of my times..

ये केसी कशिश थी तुम्हारी, छोड़ गई एक कसक दिल में,
रूह में कर गई एक छेद, जो ना भरे, ना गड़े,
बस धसता चला जाय अंदर, जेसे बिखरा कोई शीशा गिरे आवारा,
काले बदल का अक्स आवारा , उडती फिजा का शोर आवारा,
एक उड़ता परिंदा भी उड़े आवारा, मन पे ना चले कोई जोर आवारा ||

-Maverick

30 second speech by Former CEO of Coca Cola, Bryan Dyson

30 second speech by former ceo of cocacola

Bryan Dyson

"Imagine life as a game in which you have some 5 balls. They are Work, Family, Friends, Health and Spirit and you are juggling these in the air.

You will soon realise that Work is a rubber ball but work, Family, Spirit & Friends are glass balls. If you will drop it, it will bounce back, but the later four balls will be irrevocably cracked, scuffed, marked, damaged and even shattered. They will never be the same again. You must understand that and strive for it."

Work efficiently during ffcie hours and leave on time. Give required time to your family, friends, and have proper rest.

Value has a value only if its value is valued.

Funny Tag Lines

Here are some slogans of companies that they used as their tag lines.. have a look so funny :D

"They're grrrreat" - Frosties

"I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops" - Coco Pops

"Go to school on an egg" - Eggs

"A mars a day helps you work rest and play" - Mars

"No nonsense" - John Smiths

"The future's bright the future's orange" - Orange

"Don't live a little, live a lotto" - Lotto

"Maybe she's born with it? maybe its mabelline"- Mabelline

"It's fun to play together" - xbox live

"Fun anyone?" - Playstation 2

"Live in your world. Play in ours" - Playstation 2.

"I'M LOVIN' IT!" - McDonalds

"Because mums are heroes" - Iceland

"Live to loaf" - Strongbow

"True." - Budweiser

"Probably the best lager in the world" - Carlsberg

"Keep hunger locked up til lunch" - Shreddies

"The joy of Pepsi" - Pepsi Cola

"Du pain, du vin, du boursoin" - Boursoin cheese

"Thank Crunchie it's Friday" - Crunchie

"Intel inside" - Intel

"The world's local bank" - HSBC

"Fluent in finance" - Barclays

"How are you"? - Vodafone

"Just do it" - Nike

"Perfect to you" - Wella

"Keep Walking" - Johnnie Walker

"Washing machines live longer with Calgon" - Calgon

"Have a break have a kitkat" - Kitkat

"Twix its all in the mix" - Twix

"the beer of the Caribbean" Banks beer

"Because I'm worth it" - L'Oreal

"Can you hear me now?? Good!!" - Verison Wireless

"You can't resist the twist!" - Twister

"I'd rather die of thirst than drink from the cup of mediocrity" - Stella Artois

"More reasons to shop at Morrisons" - Morrisons

"'Ch, Ch, Ch, Ch, Charming" - Charming toilet roll

"Clover, loved all over" - Clover butter

"Ah, Bisto!" - Bisto

"Are you a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut case?" - Cadbury's Fruit and Nut

"And all because the lady loves Milk Tray." - Cadbury's Milk Tray

"Snap! Crackle! Pop!" - Kellogg's Rice Krispies

Gate 2011 update...

Hi,

GATE 2011 notification is out. Sale of Application forms will commence 21st September.

The pattern of questions remains the same, as well as the marks. We have 65 Questions, 100 marks,

Two more papers have moved online this time, so we have MN, TF, AE and GG online.

One more change -In GATE 2011, the OFFLINE examination will be conducted in two sessions on Sunday, February 13, 2011. The OFFLINE examination in AR, BT, CE, CH, CS, ME, PH and PI papers will be held in the forenoon session from 09.00 hrs to 12.00 hrs. The OFFLINE examination in AG, CY, EC, EE, IN, MA, MT, XE and XL will be held in the afternoon session from 14.00 hrs to 17.00 hrs.

The syllabus of the papers can be found at http://gate.iitm.ac.in/gate2011/structure.php#papers

Pattern :There will be a total of 65 questions carrying 100 marks.

Q.1 to Q.25 (25 questions) carry one mark each (sub-total 25 marks). Q.26 to Q.55 (30 questions) carry two marks each (sub-total 60 marks). Questions Q.56 - Q.65 belong to General Aptitude (GA). Questions Q.56 - Q.60 (5 questions) carry 1 mark each (sub-total 5 marks) and questions Q.61 - Q.65 (5 questions) carry 2-marks each (sub-total 10 marks).

Questions Q.48 - Q.51 (2 pairs) are common data questions. and Qquestion pairs (Q.52, Q.53) and (Q.54, Q.55) are linked answer questions. The answer to the second question of the linked answer questions depends on the answer to the first question of the pair. If the first question in the linked pair is wrongly answered or is unattempted, then the answer to the second question in the pair will not be evaluated.

For details on where you can buy the forms, visit http://gate.iitm.ac.in/gate2011/forms.phpYou are advised to go early, to avoid probable issues such as shortage of forms etc.

We wish you the best for the GATE exam preparation!

Brochure at::-- CLICK HERE

Syllabus for CS students::-- Here

The Social Network.. :-@

Hello frnds, my this post is dedicated to our second life "Social Networking". We have given it our all without thinking what circumstances and mental state will we be dragged into on excess.

(**NOTE:: i will use #SN# in place of Social Networking)

Well, the basic idea of SN is to share, communicate what is going around in our lives and surrounding on the web. We talk to friends, go to college and have fun and play gags and what not? all that stuff we share on the WWW to multiply the fun by sharing with those whom we can't meet daily.

But today we have become so much obsessed with SN that our SN profile is not just a profile to us! Its more more far more than that. It's our life, our EGO! Today time has come such that we when in grops at college or any place talk of what's going on SN sites, our profiles, who commented what and on who's wall. While earlier it was that we used to talk of what's going on in live on SN! The idea of SN is public collaboration which has now become personal affairs on fire!

Not just the way of communication but also representation of one's personality has become dependent on SN sites. A person is not what he says or behaves, but instead his personality is now calculated from his posts, comments and pics and with whom is he "friends-with" and what not from his SN profile. It has reached an extent that even companies recruit people seeing at least once on his SN profile!! This is holy shit! how the hell can yo decide how a person is from his SN profile??? You are universal jerks!

Even, relationships have been overridden by SN sites. Need a demo.. here are two.

*1* Suppose you need/want to break up from a relationship, here you go! Go to your profile and change your relationship status. It is understood that you are no longer interested.

*2* To humiliate your ex, all you need to do is click a awesome pic with a stud or a hottie and upload it to your profile and make it your profile pic. You are done congratulations! you just jealous-i-fied, teased, murdered your ex! :)

All in all i want to say is we must stop now. It's high time, that we stop taking a SN profile as our own real life and our own purchased shit peace of land on the WWW moon.! pls stop for God sake, if not then at-least for the sake of mental peace.

Even neighbors and mom/dad.grandpa/grandma want to be frnds on SN! As if we never met. We see them everyday, stay with them eat wit them sleep with them ( dun take it the other way or i'll drown you in hot coffee :P). So this is how life has changed by SN sites!

We must understand that the SN sites and real life is different. At no cost or at no means these both should intersect to destroy our peace and relations.

That's all for ths day will write soon on another topic keep visiting my blog and yeah dont forget to feed my fishes! click anywhere on dat area and feed them :) Also a movie is coming soon called Social Network hereis a promo do watch it::- "The Social Network"

And yes.. pps leave your comments without fail :)

Thank you,

Well, i was going through a frnd's frnds profile and this is what i found out :D..

Its really hilarious, thought i must put this on my blog. Have the taste of Un-Motivational Posters of the Century.. :)

Nice stuff man!

Credits: Ajay Menon, Pictures at: Picasa

A sample from the oatmeal.com

For more checkout the site http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences

Coursey :: The Oatmeal.. :)

Humor Heaven on Web.. The Oatmeal..

Yes, you heard it right.. :) Its The Oatmeal!!.. Well past last many months, i have searched the web in all ways i could and as you know i am going-to-be a computer engg. next yr june, so when i say i "searched" it would so mean that i did.. And i came up with this sie called The Oatmeal.

It's just so awesome stuff, that u just cant believe it. Such original content, hilarious comic, and a brand new awesome idea of putting it online is just unmatchable guys!!

Lets talk abou the creator, the God of oatmeal.com.. Matthew Inman He is a 27 year old web designer, web developer, and online marketer from Seattle, Washington. Samples of his work are published on his own site oat.org, anyone of you can checkit out and be at peace at once! He has also built a networking websitein 2007, by enormous effort of 66.5 hrs.. Wellthats what i can nice..!!

http://theoatmeal.com/