GaLaT the...

I would love a share a poem written y my old school buddy. I came across it today and loved it personally, a nice upcoming artist.please comment if you find ti worthy.

Love,


Link :- http://aakashjoshi2620.blogspot.in/2012/10/poem-galat.html

Poem : GALAT

Path galat the ,

                 Rath galat the,

Jivan me liye sankalp galat the,

Galat tha vo daur , mere liye

                  Us dur ke waqt galat the

Galat thi vo baarish ki bunde,

                  Vo lehro ke shoor galat the,

Galat the vo bhoor subah ke undhere,

                     Vo shaam ke ujale galat the

Galat thi vo apno ki be-rukhi ,

                    Vo gero ke apnepan galat the

Galat the vo pyaar bhare apsaane,

                      Vo nafrat ke zamane galat the

Galat the vo sapne suhaane,

                      Vo hakikat ke paemane galat the

Galat thi vo sahi soch zindagi ki,

                      Us sahi soch ke har mayne galat the

                                                 -------------------Aakash Joshi

बदनाम गलिया..

क्यों उन बदनाम गलियों की चीखें सुनाई नहीं देती,

क्यों उन जंजीरों की बंदिश दिखयी नहीं देती ,

कोई ढूँढता है खुशी वाहन, कोई ढूँढता लालसा,

पल्लू पकडे है खड़ी एक सहेमी सी नज़र,

ठंडी साँसों से हें पूछती बता मेरा नाम हें क्या |

अमीरों की टोली में है चर्चे हज़ार उनके,

जिल्लत और बेबसी, है घनिष्ठ मित्र उनके,

यूं तो जातें हैं सभी कहने को मर्द वाहन,

क्या हकिकत में नहीं कोई मर्द यहाँ?

शायद मर्दानगी से इज्ज़त कहीं ऊपर होती है,

तभी मेरी गुडिया, आँखों में अनसु लिए सोती है !

एसी इज्ज़त के धकोंसले भी क्या कामके,

जो किसी और की इज्ज़त ना कर सके,

हाँ शायद लिखता हू में आवारा, शायद सोच भी हें मेरी आवारा,

लेकिन उन रूहों का क्या जो इस आवारा जिंदगी के बोझ तले आज़ादी हें मांगती?

सुन्दर शरीर की होड में , रूह कही पीछे छूट गयी ,

बना दिया उनको सिर्फ एक शापित शब् |

अब स्त्रैण कत्पुत्लो की महफ़िल में उछलेंगे मर्दानगी के मुद्दे,

फिर होंगी बैठके निर्लाजो की समाज की व्याख्या पर,

अब ये सिखाएंगे हमे संस्कृति, जो खुद स्त्री की इज्ज़त करना नहीं जानते !

अच्छा हुवा इश्वर चले गए यहाँ से,

धरा की एसी हालत देख के वो भी रोये होते |

उन्हें भी तो चाहिए प्रेम, सन्मान, एक अपनापन,

लेकिन ये हवास के पुतले क्या जाने, की औरत आखिर क्या होती है !

क्यों उन बदनाम गलियों की चीखें सुनाई नहीं देती,

क्यों उन जंजीरों की बंदिश दिखयी नहीं देती... 

The clock i hear...

There is a clock ticking here, with every step I take I hear

There are the dreams coming near, with every step I take I hear

The cries of fear i hear, will soon disappear,

Are you the one, who’s dear,

For whom I’ve been waiting year after year,

The glass of wine is full of beer,

Please empty it as I hear,

There is a clock ticking here, with every step I take I hear

इन्तेज़ार...

इन्तेज़ार की तो बात ही निराली हे, अब क्या सुनाये हम आपको,

जेसे नशीला रखा कोई जाम , अब क्या पिलाये हम आपको |

ना जाने क्यों, लोग मिलने को बावरे हुवे फिरते हैं,

मिलके तो आखिर बिछड ही जाना हे सबको |

बस एक इन्तेज़ार ही तो हे , जो कभी बिछड़ता नहीं जिंदगी से,

मंजिलें तो मिलनी ही हे, बशर्ते आप रस्ते काटिए तो जिंदा-दिली से.. ||

બગડવું કોને કેહવાય.... હજી તને ક્યાં ખબર છે..!

બગડવું કોને કેહવાય હજી તમે ક્યાં ખબર છે,

હસવું કોને કેહવાય હજી તને ક્યાં ખબર છે,

ભાગવા દુપટ્ટા પાચળ ભાગનારા,

મર્મ કેસરી કોને કેહવાય હજી તને ક્યાં ખબર છે..

સુખનો દરિયો જોઈ, મન-ઓ-મન તું મલકાય,

હાય, દુખના દહ્ડા આવે જો, જીવ તારો કપાય,

જોઈ બીજા ની ડૂબતી નાવડી, તું ઘણું હરખાય,

ગેહરાઈ કોને કેહવાય હજી તને ક્યાં ખબર છે..

તારા તો માથા એ કાળા,

ને તારા લખેલા અક્ષરો એ કાળા,

મધરાત્રી એ જ્હુમતી તાવએફ ના ચરિત્ર પર ટીપ્પણી કરનારા,

લાચારી કોને કેહવાય હજી તને ક્યાં ખબર છે..

દુનિયા ના ઘોંઘાટ માં અવાજ રે તારો દબાય,

પરંતુ ઘરની સ્ત્રી ઓ પર તારો પુરુષાર્થ ૧૦૦% દેખાય,

પોતાને ભાયડો સમજવાની ગલાત્ફેમી માં જીવનારા ,

જીવનસાથી કોને કેહવાય હજી તને ક્યાં ખબર છે..

ડંફાસ હક્વામાં તો તને પેહલો નંબર લીધો,

ડાહપણ નો રેલો તે આખા સમાજ ને દીધો,

થાય કોપાયમાન એ દંભી મોઢા જો,

ઝમીર વેચી, તેની હવસ સંતોષનારા,

ખુમારી કોને કેહવાય હજી તને ક્યાં ખબર છે..

બગડવું કોને કેહવાય હજી તને ક્યાં ખબર છે,

હસવું કોને કેહવાય હજી તને ક્યાં ખબર છે..

ये आँखे ..

इन आँखों की अजीब हे एक दुनिया,

दिखाती जो हे जिंदगी, देखती ये चुप-चाप,

कभी एक रौशनी , कभी एक ज़लज़ला,

जेसे तो कभी कहीं उमड़ा एक सराब ..

कुछ ना बोले , पर सब कुछ समझती,

कभी ये ठगती , तो कभी कातिल अदा से जान भी ये लेती जिंदगी,

जताओ सी उलझी , माँ सी सुलझी,

फिर भी ना जाने क्या हे ये कहती..

खुद ही के अक्स को ये देखती,

खुदही पे हे हस्ती, तो कभी खुदही से उदास,

बिखरते पत्तों सी ये ,

कभी न थमती , न रूकती,

न जाने किसे ये रहती हे धुन्दती ,

कभी दूर तो कभी पास...

-- मवेरिक्क

Kuchh Alfaaz. Rooh ki aawaz..

नन्हे कदम लेकर आये थे हम, किलकारियों का शोर लेकर आये थे हम,

अनजानापन, मासूमियत, और खुदा का नूर लेकर आये थे हम |

देखा यहाँ तो हर पल हे बदलता मौसम ,बांटी थोड़ी खुशियाँ , पिए थोड़े गम

ये तो हे ज़रूर किसीकी दुवाओं का दम , वीरानियों के मंज़र में मिले आप और हम |

मलाल तो बस इसी बात का रह गया , की जी भरकर आपको बतिया भी न सके हम ,

ये सैलाब जो उमडा था रूह में , उसे दिल-ओ-जान से बहा भी न सके हम |

यू तो अपने सीने में लिए फिरते हे प्यार का दरिया ,

बावजूद इसके आपकी की प्यास भी बुझा न सके हम |

प्यास के तो किया कहने हे , उसकी तो अपनी ही एक कशिश हे ,

आपके चले जाने की , अब हमे न कोई रंजिश हे ,

लेकिन मर-जायेंगे मिट-जायेंगे अगर आपकी यादे-ए-आशियाँ में एक घरौंदा भी बना न सके हम |

अब तो हुवा हे ये मंज़र , बड़े हो गए हे पैर ,

और छोटी हो गई हे चद्दर ,

या खुदा यकीं नहीं आता ,

नन्हे कदम लेकर आये थे हम, किलकारियों का शोर लेकर आये थे हम ||

A-Blockade

Suddenly in life you find yourself in a blackhole. Nothing beyond it is visible, may be its because God is yet scripting your story, and he wishes you don't have a look at it, till he finishes to pen it :)

Maybe that is why we have dark clouds in monsoon and then receive a beautiful rainfall. Yes because dark is beautiful if you can see it that way. Else its just a blackhole.

NOthing much to say as of for now, till write soon.. :) take care.. stay healthy, stay fit..

Aawara..

A poem that randomly burst out of my heart today. I didn't want to miss the opportunity to pen it, so that i shall cherish it the rest of my times..

ये केसी कशिश थी तुम्हारी, छोड़ गई एक कसक दिल में,
रूह में कर गई एक छेद, जो ना भरे, ना गड़े,
बस धसता चला जाय अंदर, जेसे बिखरा कोई शीशा गिरे आवारा,
काले बदल का अक्स आवारा , उडती फिजा का शोर आवारा,
एक उड़ता परिंदा भी उड़े आवारा, मन पे ना चले कोई जोर आवारा ||

-Maverick

30 second speech by Former CEO of Coca Cola, Bryan Dyson

30 second speech by former ceo of cocacola

Bryan Dyson

"Imagine life as a game in which you have some 5 balls. They are Work, Family, Friends, Health and Spirit and you are juggling these in the air.

You will soon realise that Work is a rubber ball but work, Family, Spirit & Friends are glass balls. If you will drop it, it will bounce back, but the later four balls will be irrevocably cracked, scuffed, marked, damaged and even shattered. They will never be the same again. You must understand that and strive for it."

Work efficiently during ffcie hours and leave on time. Give required time to your family, friends, and have proper rest.

Value has a value only if its value is valued.

Funny Tag Lines

Here are some slogans of companies that they used as their tag lines.. have a look so funny :D

"They're grrrreat" - Frosties

"I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops" - Coco Pops

"Go to school on an egg" - Eggs

"A mars a day helps you work rest and play" - Mars

"No nonsense" - John Smiths

"The future's bright the future's orange" - Orange

"Don't live a little, live a lotto" - Lotto

"Maybe she's born with it? maybe its mabelline"- Mabelline

"It's fun to play together" - xbox live

"Fun anyone?" - Playstation 2

"Live in your world. Play in ours" - Playstation 2.

"I'M LOVIN' IT!" - McDonalds

"Because mums are heroes" - Iceland

"Live to loaf" - Strongbow

"True." - Budweiser

"Probably the best lager in the world" - Carlsberg

"Keep hunger locked up til lunch" - Shreddies

"The joy of Pepsi" - Pepsi Cola

"Du pain, du vin, du boursoin" - Boursoin cheese

"Thank Crunchie it's Friday" - Crunchie

"Intel inside" - Intel

"The world's local bank" - HSBC

"Fluent in finance" - Barclays

"How are you"? - Vodafone

"Just do it" - Nike

"Perfect to you" - Wella

"Keep Walking" - Johnnie Walker

"Washing machines live longer with Calgon" - Calgon

"Have a break have a kitkat" - Kitkat

"Twix its all in the mix" - Twix

"the beer of the Caribbean" Banks beer

"Because I'm worth it" - L'Oreal

"Can you hear me now?? Good!!" - Verison Wireless

"You can't resist the twist!" - Twister

"I'd rather die of thirst than drink from the cup of mediocrity" - Stella Artois

"More reasons to shop at Morrisons" - Morrisons

"'Ch, Ch, Ch, Ch, Charming" - Charming toilet roll

"Clover, loved all over" - Clover butter

"Ah, Bisto!" - Bisto

"Are you a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut case?" - Cadbury's Fruit and Nut

"And all because the lady loves Milk Tray." - Cadbury's Milk Tray

"Snap! Crackle! Pop!" - Kellogg's Rice Krispies

Gate 2011 update...

Hi,

GATE 2011 notification is out. Sale of Application forms will commence 21st September.

The pattern of questions remains the same, as well as the marks. We have 65 Questions, 100 marks,

Two more papers have moved online this time, so we have MN, TF, AE and GG online.

One more change -In GATE 2011, the OFFLINE examination will be conducted in two sessions on Sunday, February 13, 2011. The OFFLINE examination in AR, BT, CE, CH, CS, ME, PH and PI papers will be held in the forenoon session from 09.00 hrs to 12.00 hrs. The OFFLINE examination in AG, CY, EC, EE, IN, MA, MT, XE and XL will be held in the afternoon session from 14.00 hrs to 17.00 hrs.

The syllabus of the papers can be found at http://gate.iitm.ac.in/gate2011/structure.php#papers

Pattern :There will be a total of 65 questions carrying 100 marks.

Q.1 to Q.25 (25 questions) carry one mark each (sub-total 25 marks). Q.26 to Q.55 (30 questions) carry two marks each (sub-total 60 marks). Questions Q.56 - Q.65 belong to General Aptitude (GA). Questions Q.56 - Q.60 (5 questions) carry 1 mark each (sub-total 5 marks) and questions Q.61 - Q.65 (5 questions) carry 2-marks each (sub-total 10 marks).

Questions Q.48 - Q.51 (2 pairs) are common data questions. and Qquestion pairs (Q.52, Q.53) and (Q.54, Q.55) are linked answer questions. The answer to the second question of the linked answer questions depends on the answer to the first question of the pair. If the first question in the linked pair is wrongly answered or is unattempted, then the answer to the second question in the pair will not be evaluated.

For details on where you can buy the forms, visit http://gate.iitm.ac.in/gate2011/forms.phpYou are advised to go early, to avoid probable issues such as shortage of forms etc.

We wish you the best for the GATE exam preparation!

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The Social Network.. :-@

Hello frnds, my this post is dedicated to our second life "Social Networking". We have given it our all without thinking what circumstances and mental state will we be dragged into on excess.

(**NOTE:: i will use #SN# in place of Social Networking)

Well, the basic idea of SN is to share, communicate what is going around in our lives and surrounding on the web. We talk to friends, go to college and have fun and play gags and what not? all that stuff we share on the WWW to multiply the fun by sharing with those whom we can't meet daily.

But today we have become so much obsessed with SN that our SN profile is not just a profile to us! Its more more far more than that. It's our life, our EGO! Today time has come such that we when in grops at college or any place talk of what's going on SN sites, our profiles, who commented what and on who's wall. While earlier it was that we used to talk of what's going on in live on SN! The idea of SN is public collaboration which has now become personal affairs on fire!

Not just the way of communication but also representation of one's personality has become dependent on SN sites. A person is not what he says or behaves, but instead his personality is now calculated from his posts, comments and pics and with whom is he "friends-with" and what not from his SN profile. It has reached an extent that even companies recruit people seeing at least once on his SN profile!! This is holy shit! how the hell can yo decide how a person is from his SN profile??? You are universal jerks!

Even, relationships have been overridden by SN sites. Need a demo.. here are two.

*1* Suppose you need/want to break up from a relationship, here you go! Go to your profile and change your relationship status. It is understood that you are no longer interested.

*2* To humiliate your ex, all you need to do is click a awesome pic with a stud or a hottie and upload it to your profile and make it your profile pic. You are done congratulations! you just jealous-i-fied, teased, murdered your ex! :)

All in all i want to say is we must stop now. It's high time, that we stop taking a SN profile as our own real life and our own purchased shit peace of land on the WWW moon.! pls stop for God sake, if not then at-least for the sake of mental peace.

Even neighbors and mom/dad.grandpa/grandma want to be frnds on SN! As if we never met. We see them everyday, stay with them eat wit them sleep with them ( dun take it the other way or i'll drown you in hot coffee :P). So this is how life has changed by SN sites!

We must understand that the SN sites and real life is different. At no cost or at no means these both should intersect to destroy our peace and relations.

That's all for ths day will write soon on another topic keep visiting my blog and yeah dont forget to feed my fishes! click anywhere on dat area and feed them :) Also a movie is coming soon called Social Network hereis a promo do watch it::- "The Social Network"

And yes.. pps leave your comments without fail :)

Thank you,

Well, i was going through a frnd's frnds profile and this is what i found out :D..

Its really hilarious, thought i must put this on my blog. Have the taste of Un-Motivational Posters of the Century.. :)

Nice stuff man!

Credits: Ajay Menon, Pictures at: Picasa

A sample from the oatmeal.com

For more checkout the site http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences

Coursey :: The Oatmeal.. :)

Humor Heaven on Web.. The Oatmeal..

Yes, you heard it right.. :) Its The Oatmeal!!.. Well past last many months, i have searched the web in all ways i could and as you know i am going-to-be a computer engg. next yr june, so when i say i "searched" it would so mean that i did.. And i came up with this sie called The Oatmeal.

It's just so awesome stuff, that u just cant believe it. Such original content, hilarious comic, and a brand new awesome idea of putting it online is just unmatchable guys!!

Lets talk abou the creator, the God of oatmeal.com.. Matthew Inman He is a 27 year old web designer, web developer, and online marketer from Seattle, Washington. Samples of his work are published on his own site oat.org, anyone of you can checkit out and be at peace at once! He has also built a networking websitein 2007, by enormous effort of 66.5 hrs.. Wellthats what i can nice..!!

http://theoatmeal.com/

The Legend-ary poem...

Hey geeks, when ever i read this poem an electrifying feeling i get. Sparks of patriotism ignite my mind.. :)

The lyrics are just awesome! have a look..

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazu-e-qaatil mein hai

Aye watan, Karta nahin kyun doosree kuch baat-cheet
Dekhta hun main jise woh chup teri mehfil mein hai
Aye shaheed-e-mulk-o-millat main tere oopar nisaar
Ab teri himmat ka charcha gair ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Waqt aanay dey bata denge tujhe aye aasman
Hum abhi se kya batayen kya hamare dil mein hai
Kheench kar layee hai sab ko qatl hone ki ummeed
Aashiqon ka aaj jumghat koocha-e-qaatil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Hai liye hathiyaar dushman taak mein baitha udhar
Aur hum taiyyaar hain seena liye apna idhar
Khoon se khelenge holi gar vatan muskhil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Haath jin mein ho junoon katt te nahi talvaar se
Sar jo uth jaate hain voh jhukte nahi lalkaar se
Aur bhadkega jo shola-sa humaare dil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Hum to ghar se nikle hi the baandhkar sar pe kafan
Jaan hatheli par liye lo barh chale hain ye qadam
Zindagi to apni mehmaan maut ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Yuun khadaa maqtal mein qaatil kah rahaa hai baar baar'
Kya tamannaa-e-shahaadat bhi kisee ke dil mein hai
Dil mein tuufaanon ki toli aur nason mein inqilaab
Hosh dushman ke udaa denge humein roko na aaj
Duur reh paaye jo humse dam kahaan manzil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Wo jism bhi kya jism hai jismein na ho khoon-e-junoon
Toofaanon se kya lade jo kashti-e-saahil mein hai

Chup khade hain aaj saare bhai mere khaamosh hain
Na karo to kuch kaho mazhab mera mushkil mein hai

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazuay qaatil mein hai.

This can also be viewed at here.. Video- Here.

Exams..!!

Yes... all of the students on this earth may or may not be of the same views but every student on the earth will agree with me on this topic.. Lolz... that is exam time.. he he... every student hates the exam time... its like you are in debt of crores (Millions) of rupees!! No body understands what the hell the did wrong for which they are been pissed of like this..

I recently modified a dialogue from the film KAMINEY..and now it is truly said that..

"Ye exam badi Kutti cheej hey..,

WaAt issne nai lagti ki tum kitna syllabus padhte ho!,

WaAt isse lagti hey ki tum kitna syllabus chodte ho!!"

Lolz have to go back to study.. but will write again soon..

Tk Cr readers...... :)

GATE 2010 explained..

Hello geeks,

I am sharing this link of GATE 2010 paper and with is key+solution... All those of you who are willing for gate next yr.. will find it handy to work with.. in case u need more stuff u can write to me.. Have a gr8 time folks...

Regards,

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Ambitions and much more...

Well, as usual my this post also has nothing drastic to do with. Now after getting through 6 semesters of college i ( actually which student doesn't?) feel a little sad, the pace at which time flies-by is in itself a thing to notice. May be its coz we never look at it when we are busy, and out of a sudden can't stop looking at the clock when in no-work-state! Well i have'nt written this for praising qualities of time.

It's late monsoon and also the time for placements for the students in 7th sem (4th yr) of their courses. Every one pf us came stepped-in the untrodden ways of the college life with lush green hearts filled with joy, excitement, and a world to conquer! And especially when time comes to the thing of #Placements the all of a sudden the flashback comes in to the mind of what ambitions we came to the new world. With the first announcement of the companies coming runs an unmatched wave of thrill and also brings a feeling of insecureness.

Everyone from nerds with zombie-fying aggregates, average students with there mark-sheets resembling #ekta kapoo's daily soaps, and the underprivileged bunch of sheep start all of a sudden activity. Of then begins the bloody battle of getting selected for the dream job that they want. but problems aren't just restricted to it. The problems are even worse! yeah worse than a nightmare!!

Its written in devnagri script which is also the base of our national emblem "Satyam-eva jayte", but when it comes to reaching goals and fulfilling the ambitions, its okay to not override it, but just put it on side. One goes praising all things that the person wuold never have said if that wasn't going to help him getting into the dream job. But its well also.. to do so. who cares.. agar ese hi job miljatee to ye sab kyu karte.. ??

"sam dam dand bhed" rule just gets a broader meaning during these days.. During this season some abitions are fulfilled and some go in vain. Life shoes it all colors! just like a peacock dancing in rains.. Its beautiful observe things. But when it extends from being an observer to a action-maker.. it really horrifies.. Some ambitions are broken by their own mistakes (( i.e. by the students) sme silly mistakes and you are done! Its not that all the deserving candidates get selected.

The one who shows extraordinary communications skills makes the way through in. So all those who are like me, who are not good in communication (oral) gear up buddies "coz u gonna get though competition".

Well, this is what for the moment! a random post as i was just randomly free at a season of random rains in late-monsoon! Just as God flooded our streets with rains.. so he mite also flood your lives with all colors, happiness and a meaningful life.. take care.. will write soon.. :)

Till then astalavista..